3 missing breastfeeding warning labels

every nursing mama knows that breastfeeding can be an exhausting, wonderful, frustrating, rewarding, confusing, tender journey. most women welcome experienced advice and encouragement in the beginning, which is why lactation consultants have full-time careers mentoring breastfeeding mothers, and volumes have been written on latching, milk supply, positioning, “let down,” pumping, and every other aspect of this amazing gift.

however, i’ve found that there are a few cautionary tips missing from the standard literature on breastfeeding, and i feel it is my duty to pass along this information.

what the experts say: breastfeeding can be a sweet time of bonding between mother and baby.

what they forgot to mention: don’t try to connect with your infant by talking to him while he is feeding, as he may decide to stop drinking and smile at you while the milk is still flowing, drenching you both.

what the experts say: nursing mothers need to consume extra calories to produce milk for the baby.

what they forgot to mention: refrain from snacking while nursing. crumbs falling on your baby’s head may cause him to jerk his face upward while still latched, and this is to be avoided at all costs.

what the experts say: with practice, baby’s latch will become more effective and comfortable.

what they forgot to mention: even professional athletes miss the target sometimes. if something should go awry on the approach and your baby’s latch lands an inch or two off-mark, try to keep your screaming at a volume that won’t damage the baby’s hearing.

maybe these advisories can make it into the next edition of The Breastfeeding Book and help other new mothers out there.

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Posted on January 23, 2013, in laughter, mommyhood and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.

  1. This made me laugh out loud! I have had all of these moments, multiple times. Great post!

  2. hahaha love this! it’s so true. you should also try not to scream out when baby bites. it just causes my little one to get scared and bite harder. ouch. when Colin was a newborn, I was eating trail mix while nursing and somehow lost a chocolate chip. thinking he somehow swallowed it (haha) I unmatched him and searched his mouth. thankfully, it had just fallen down my shirt. now I avoid eating while nursing because he tries to steal my snacks. :)

  3. Keely Pate Pryor

    Lol…love the last one! Man is that so true!!!!

  4. It’s all fun and games until somebody gets a bloody nipple! ;)

  5. glad to know i’m not alone, ladies ;)

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